cult film freak: JOCELYN LANE & JANETTE SCOTT ARE HOT IN 'THE GIRL SWAPPERS'

Jocelyn Lane and Alfred Lynch in THE GIRL SWAPPERS aka TWO AND TWO MAKE SIX Year: 1962 Rates: ***

American playing Canadian military rogue George Chakiris and British mama's boy Alfred Lynch ride motorcycles and for some reason aren't content with the gorgeous girls they're with, and each has a problem most men would die for...

Because of a pivotal mix-up in a hurried rush to leave an English diner, they wind up with each other's girls: Chakiris, a womanizing airman on the run after striking an officer, is with good/honest blonde Janette Scott, who couldn't be cuter until brunette bombshell Jocelyn Lane was cast, now saddled with Scott's whiny fella, Brit actor Lynch...

Jocelyn Lane and Alfred Lynch in THE GIRL SWAPPERS

Meanwhile both makeshift/contrasting couples... not really GIRL SWAPPERS since it was all an accident to begin with... embark on their own dual-riding, British-rural adventures, and neither are very exciting...

But TWO AND TWO MAKE SIX is really an exploitation male fantasy having the perfect girl right under their nose, or noses, despite being upturned while the dames... despite Chakiris riding his WEST SIDE STORY Oscar win and a handsome enough lad... are way too hot for the story, and the dudes, but absolutely perfect for the viewer.